Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Axiom Video Bio Outtake

Meet Axiom, one of the 12 contestants in the 1st Annual Hip Hop Karaoke Championship. In this outtake from his video bio, the smooth-as-silk emcee encourages the viewer to buy a ticket by pointing out that the championship will end in a rainstorm of hell, violence and destruction. A born salesman. (We love ya, Ax!)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was hilarious. The smirk made it comical

11:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, Scarface was Cubano. Why you talkin all that Nicaraguan yin-yang, you sound like you're on some George W Bush foreign policy 101 my pet goat shit.

11:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


In this case what you say makes no sense. Of course Scarface was Cuban. But do you think at the end of the movie when Tony's compound is being overrun by hordes of armed military guys that they come from Cuba???

They most certainly do not. They're most likely from Bolivia to be technical. But they're probably based on any number of Latin American "contrarevolucionarios" prevalent in the world at the time the movie is set (approx. 1980). But that wasn't even my point. My point, RDJ, was if you plan to come gunning for me on January 25, you better come heavily armed like one of those groups. As I recall, Tony took down way more than 11 dudes before he was ultimately killed.

(Side note for RDJ: And please let me school you, child. Tony attends a meeting of Latin American leaders, mostly Bolivian, earlier in the movie, organized by Sosa. Tony agrees to kill a dude at the UN for them as a result. When Tony decides it is inhumane to kill the man with his wife and kids present, a price is put out on Tony's head by Sosa, the Bolivian drug kingpin. That's why Tony "goes to war" at the end of the movie. He goes to war with men paid by Sosa. We don't know for sure from what country Sosa contracts out to get his killers -- Bolivia...Colombia...or Nicaragua for that matter but almost certainly NOT Cuba.)

Do you understand my comments better now?

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever. Scarface was a mediocre, overhyped film, its crucial place in the hip-hop cultural reference pantheon notwithstanding.

Also Axiom, you misunderstand my strategy. I'm not coming "gunning for" you. There's no need. That would make this a personal phenomenon. It's not a personal phenomenon. I'm just gonna show up, be RDJ, and get the panties. (I mean the trophy.)

That's like saying a meteor, hurtling toward the Earth on which you reside, is somehow "gunning for" you. It's not: it's just doing what it does. Frankly, your hubris astounds me.

Besides, I don't need to come heavily armed. I'm coming Golden Armed.


All that said, I did find your outtake video highly entertaining. Kudos, sir.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. They just sonned each other son! A first in HHK history.

8:10 PM  
Blogger Charlie said...

i enjoyed that one as well, but the drunk kid is still toppers.

10:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will somebody pick up where I left off with putting Danny's Comet, the Golden Girl, the Golden Child in his place?

If he wants to get the panties and the trophy for lyrical skill, he should have a golden tongue instead of a golden arm. I'm sure his girl will concur and prefer.

I have to go move my bowels.

11:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ax, I have a poem for you. (Respects to the 18th Letter.)

"How do I move my bowels?
First of all, don't use paper towels.
Here's the instructions: sit on the crapper.
It's simple, ain't it. Well, quite dapper."

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[scratches head. . . moves on to next blog.]

2:35 PM  
Blogger Charlie said...

any blog entry in which the writer talks about moving his/her bowels moves to the top IMMEDIATELY. drunk kid now #2, in front of rdj at #3. newman and diggs videos at #3,000,005 and #3,000,009, respectively.

12:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least I beat Diggs.

2:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember a movie named Amazon Women on the Moon?

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Donnie "No Soul" Simmons!!!!!

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K-dot my man! Remember Arsenio Hall had the worst luck of any human being, then fell out the window to his demise. All while the sanitation guy sweeps 1 spot over and over...and over...and over...thats the feel you get watching Axiom on this video clip...

3:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


That movie had some silly-ass skits. . . Arsenio, Donnie Simmons, Bullshit or Not. . . they were all so ridiculous!!!

You do realize we are aging ourselves now, right?

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's such a shame...30 truly is the new 20 though...

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting to know.

8:22 AM  

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