Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Freakqwently Asked ?uestions Online

The HHK mailbox gets flooded with literally hundreds of thousands of e-mails a hour. Many of these are asking for Wex's digits but a precious few actually revolve around the event itself. With that in mind, we posted up a FAQ that is sure to be added, amended, redacted and any other fancy editing word you got in the near future. But we think this solves some of the, um, frequently asked questions of us.

You can check it through the "About" section or just click HERE for ludicrous speed to it.

In other news, which album will be worse:




Best comment in the comments section wins a free Champagne lunch at Tavern on the Green. Or nothing.

See ya on the 11th.

- J


Anonymous Anonymous said...

you b!tches forgot one:

Q: Will CoF ever get kicked off this blog?

A: What do you think?


"Everybody's got a price!"

8:33 PM  
Blogger Charlie said...

when i eat raw kidney beans i poo loudly.

10:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"So CAN you FEEL the love toNIGHT?
(can you feel it'chy'all?)..."

"Don't let the SUN go DOWN on me...
(don't let that shit fall on me son!) ..."

"ROCK! the crocodile ROCK! the crocky crocky! ROCK! the..."

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elton John doing hip hop.....hmmmmm

If Bernie Taupin writes his lyrics and the music will be hip hop tracks, what is left for Elton to do?

I guess stuff like:

Bennie and the Gats

The Biatch is Back

Tiny Dancer (got a big ole butt)

Don't let ya Momz go Down on Me

Circle of Life (on the streets of Compton, whut whut!)

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think the real news in that article about premo is that he's doing a project with canibus. why, premier, why?! with all of the dope emcees out there that need better beats... him?!?

2:16 PM  
Blogger Russ the Bus said...

The other story in the story is Premo's prediction that Nas' album wont really be out till next year (and the speculation about a premo/nas compilation album, which will (would) be nuts).

I'm taking bets on how many albums JayZ puts out for before Nas' joint actually drops.

the over/under is 7

6:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why you hatin' on Canibus? Dude is a legend.

"If you remove every living animal out of the sea/Then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?/ This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water/This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water"

7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


8:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jay, don't try to slip in little Mel Brooks quotes and think no one's going to notice. "Ludicrous speed" my ass. I walked out of Spaceballs when it first came out. I thought it was crass and immature and not a very smart parody of Star Wars. I was twelve.

Now, a Woody Allen parody of Star Wars, now that's something I'd like to see. I like my Jewish humour neurotic and nebbishy, not juvenile and shlocky.


11:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This will NOT turn into imdb's quote page but I will say this:

"Comb the desert."

Guy with afro comb: "We ain't found $#!t!"

12:48 AM  

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