bob barker.
i went out with diggedy and his girl nicki tonight. 3rd wheel style. but not really, because it never feels that way... more like 3 friends just hanging out (bum bum, bum bum bitta buuuum bum).
anyway, first we out to pizzeria uno in forest hills. that's right. pizzeria uno.... in forest hills.
you over that yet?
we each ordered an alcoholic beverage (how could you not?). it's now up to you to decide which beverage belonged to which person.
here's what you're looking at: on the left, a 20 oz Stella draft beer. in the middle, a glass of Sangria. on the right, a Kahlua Mudslide.
winner gets a free drink on april 6th. (digs, take care of that, would ya?)
after dinner we went and checked out adam sandler doing his best rainman. it was a 5/10.
peaces.
wex.
anyway, first we out to pizzeria uno in forest hills. that's right. pizzeria uno.... in forest hills.
you over that yet?
we each ordered an alcoholic beverage (how could you not?). it's now up to you to decide which beverage belonged to which person.
here's what you're looking at: on the left, a 20 oz Stella draft beer. in the middle, a glass of Sangria. on the right, a Kahlua Mudslide.
winner gets a free drink on april 6th. (digs, take care of that, would ya?)
after dinner we went and checked out adam sandler doing his best rainman. it was a 5/10.
peaces.
wex.
posted by Hip Hop Karaoke :: NYC at 2:11 AM
24 Comments:
well, of the three, the only person i've ever seen drinking beer is josh, so i'll assign the stella to him. wex gets the mudslide and nicki gets the sangria - i'll explain how i got to that conclusion if i'm right.
I hate to do this to you diggedy, but I'm putting you down for the mudslide. The beer's too obvious and I can't see you gettin' down with the wine. You had a taste for some type of ice cream beverage and figured, "Hey, why not a mudslide."
Nicki: The beer. Why, you might ask? Nicki figured, "Whew, it's been a long work week. I just need something to take off the edge and beer always goes great with the Numero Uno."
Wex: That leaves you with the Sangria, my friend. You thought, "Now how does a chain pizza place call itself making a sangria? I'm gonna try this bullshucks to see what it's all about."
Mystery solved.
Nicki, Quills, and Digables all shared the beer.
And both the fruity girl drink and the frothy creamy chocolate drink were for that big homo RDJ, in absentia.
People are getting warm!!!
...when you say "People are getting warm"... ...you don't mean that I'm getting warm, do you?
^^^
That comment scares me following the events that transpired in the last 15 minutes of the last HHK.
nobody's got it right yet.
and suit, i drink two heiny's per show. and now, since i know nobody's noticing... i'm stepping it up to 3. you can't stop me.
Fine.
Nicki: Sangria.
Digs: Mudslide.
Wex: Beer.
And hey, I just found out my parents are going to be at the April 6 HHK! Just like I flew in special for the August show, their flight lands at 9:30 pm and they're gonna cab down after checking into their hotel motel Holiday Inn. (Not the Holiday Inn.)
For a moment I considered doing "Dear Mama", but somehow that would just be too crass for words. Also, I don't think my mom would enjoy a crowd of people serenading her as I praise her for being a "Black Queen" even when she was a "crack fiend." "Coffee fiend", maybe.
ding ding ding!!
rdj got it.
digs, now you have to hook up the whole rdj family with free booze.
that's... just the way it is...
no veo nada mal con un poco bump and grind.
Claro, Suit. Claro.
And don't worry Digs, my folks don't really drink.
Unfortunately, they do both bump and grind. You best protect ya.... neck.
And wouldn't that be "bump y grind"?
Robert Downey 'Muh! You know my name, now gimme my drink ticket!' Jr.
bump and grind sounds nicer. bump y grind sounds more like bumpy grind than bump y grind, and i prefer my bump and grind to be more smooth than bumpy. i'm considerate like that.
Your bump-and-grind does sound pleasant, Suit. Right about now Digs must be wishing it was you instead of me.
Out of the darkness, I have returned. NO, the paper isn't done, i'm on page 57, probably about 3 more to go. But in my fits of procrastination I've been following along and currently everyone around me is looking at me like i'm crazy cause i just started laughing out loud in a completely silent room. I'm not sure if it's cause you all are genuinely funny or if it's cause i've slept on average 4 hours a night for the past 4-5 days. Anyway, I'm patiently away April 6th. I deserve a break before the storm.
God bless you Kev..
I don't think I have it in me to do any papers for the rest of my life.
Thanks Diggs, I odn't think I will either after I get my degree.
Anyone interested in reading a paper on the aesthetic responses of black and latino adolescents to major works of art? I promise it's a great read...
You know, when I finish it and such...
kev - it's b/c we are funny.
rdj - my request for your song choice given your parentals attendance at hhk is PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
no way! after talking jay into adding that song, i quickly realized what a terrible choice it was. 9 minutes long & about 3 beats per minute.
the only way that'd be good is if rdj found the parents & girl from the video and had them up there acting it along. oh, and the corvette. and dj jazzy jeff. and the bed. and the leather driving gloves.
Ha ha ha. No, I'm already set for my song on the 6th. But anyone's welcome to do "Ya Mama" and dedicate it to me. I'm sure my mother would appreciate that. (Although she's a bit sensitive about the hair on her tongue, so maybe change that lyric.)
are you doing shake ya ass?
No, Suit. I'm not doing "Shake Ya Ass". I'm doing a song in which I'll reprimand "my pappy" for never having "taught me how to knock [an African-American schoolmate] out." Jay Dee will be supplying the beat.
neato.
I really need to check the blog more often. The drink question was way too easy. Back in the y5o days, LJ always used to get T.G.I.Friday's mudslides... who's LJ? Never mind...
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